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[Michael Quest 4]

That Rocked My Friggen Socks!!!

Oh man that was ssooo sweeeet!!!! The best part of all is it wasn't a clock! Here on clock day! Man, how did you come up with that?! I love you! Haha. Seriously you got a 10 from me in sytle points because I've never ever seen a sprite movie look so good. I usually don't like them at all, but man this rocked. I don't like Michael Jackson the way he is now, but you gotta admit, the guy's got the moves. And he was pretty awesome back in the day. I was just laughing throughout the course of this movie not only because it was funny, but it was just cool. Really refreshing too after seeing all these fruites and clocks. Oh and man that music was rocking! I think this'll even go on my favorites.

Make more dude! That was awesome!

-Darkend-

[Three Heros]

Glitched

There are waaay too many glitches in this game dude. If you had to fix one thing and then resubmit it and you still have a ton of bugs, well then that's a sign that this game is not ready for the Portal. It's a sign that it's not even close. Don't just go and fix the corrections people are telling you about and then post it back up, play through your own game in depth. Look for stuff. Double check everything, realize what you're doing. You're going gung-ho on us and just bursting this game out without taking a look at the mess you've made. Slow it down a bit.

Okay, first off have you tried going through the clothes selection yourself? If you had you would've seen what a wreck it is. You click one thing, and then you can't take it off unless you click another option but that doesn't change it to that option, instead it'll change it to some other random thing. You wanna take off the cloak, you gotta press the green shirt and then you get a blue shirt, click the blue shirt you get a red shirt, so you want the red shirt off so you try to press the cloak again you get a turkey, I dunno, it's such a mess.

I found glitches when I jumped. Sometimes trying to jump onto a ledge or something I would get stuck or everything would jitter like mad.

And finally, you messed up on your mexican foods. In the beginning of the game you call it the Golden Burrito, but in the in-game-play you talk to some people and they say "The Golden Taco". Just too many errors.

Take it all back dude. Seriously, go relook everything over in depth before submitting this again. Give it at least a good week. It's got awesome potential though. I love that song too. That's all I have to offer.

-Darkend-

[metris]

Ditto To Everything Shadowstar120 Said

Yeah, he pretty much hit all the flaws. You need colors, sounds for line clears, and please put control instructions in there. I was pressing spacebar thinking that would rotate them and when that didn't work I played probably about 1/4 into the game before I realized that the up and down keys did it. I was about to say, "No rotation? This sucks.." So don't be surprised if other reviewers come to you with that complaint. I guess my question is what was up with that mushroom thing? Weird theme. Well anyway, I had fun with it. Also, put in a little more originality. You know, why should I play your tetris game when I could go play it on my gameboy? What makes yours better and different? Be creative, add options and abilities you know? It's a good start.

-Darkend-

[WEBCAM FUN]

...boring

Hey Noobis don't worry because even if your cam did work it still would've been very boring and useless. My webcam is built into my computer so of course it worked. And all it was was the view of yourself while laying music. Thats it. Dude, if I wanted to do that, then I'll turn on my webcam on my computer and play my own music. This is useless on the portal because there isn't anything special. sucked.

-Darkend-

Edli responds:

LOL PANTS PANTS PANTS PANTS

[Striplings 2060]

Go Mormons! Lol, You other people don't understand

Okay, lemme explain the meaning and reason behind this game. This game as well as all the other games created by Bomtoons contain serious inside jokes that, really, only people belonging to the Mormon faith understand, unless you naturally know some Book of Mormon stories. All these games are based on stories contained in our scripture book, The Book Of Mormon. (Hence the artist's name: BOMtoons. B.O.M. = Book of Mormon. See?)

This game revolves around the story of the righteous 2060 Stripling warriors who fought against thousands and thousands of wicked Lamanites. Because of the Stripling Warrior's faith towards God, (and obediance to their mothers) not a single member of the good 2060 warriors were slain. This is why you cannot kill a single one in the game and you are forced to lose every single time. lol, its so funny!! And that's just the basics my friends, the inner jokes in this game go even deeper along with all the other games.

While you people are dissing the game and calling it pointless and stupid, I'm finding it hilarious and super creative. Sorry you can't get all the jokes hidden within these games but all ya gotta do is read the book and you can better appriciate all this. (Of course, stuff about them pulling karate moves, morphing babies, and calling air-bombings was the artist horsing around and exagerating the whole thing. Still really funny though.)

Good Job BomToons!!! You're awesome!

-Darkend-